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Donnerstag, 27. August 2009

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  • Oh, Nokia, because Apple is handing your ass to yourself in your core business, you thought this would be a great idea.. http://bit.ly/yb6PY #
  • A person I have not seen in a long time: "Oh Greg, I forgot how I love your sarcasm!" #

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-08-27

  • Oh, Nokia, because Apple is handing your ass to yourself in your core business, you thought this would be a great idea.. http://bit.ly/yb6PY #
  • A person I have not seen in a long time: "Oh Greg, I forgot how I love your sarcasm!" #

Mittwoch, 26. August 2009

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  • Gala is asking why #Seal is acting up?Well, maybe he woke the fuck up and realized that he married #Heidi #Klum – and got her pregnant. #

Dienstag, 25. August 2009

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  • By the way, no joke: New shoes = Bloody socks. #
  • Or maybe it was my suit-and-tie-outfit? #
  • My iPhone's battery started acting up. Apple Store Zurich replaced it within 5 minutes. I am really fucking impressed. 5 minutes. DAMN! #

Montag, 24. August 2009

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  • Appartment hunting. Haven't found an appartment yet, but sure as fuck have found the scum of the earth. #

Freitag, 21. August 2009

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  • will not be facing Modena this weekend :( #

Sonntag, 16. August 2009

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  • Ok, twitter followers. My mentions and direct messages are being pushed to my phone via #boxcar – no need to SMS me anymore. You're welcome #

Freitag, 14. August 2009

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Donnerstag, 13. August 2009

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  • Fact: Jim Fixx, running fanatic, died of a heart attack. Keith Richards is still alive. Conclusion: Sex, Drugs & Rock 'n Roll is healthy. #
  • Oh, also: "ähhh and" as well as "ähh, ähm, ähh" are not valid statement. #
  • If you're having a confcall in a confroom and I can hear you outside, it's high time to shut the fuck up! #

Mittwoch, 12. August 2009

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  • It's 34C in Zurich. Fuck you, sun. #

Sonntag, 9. August 2009

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  • Coming out of my cage
    And I've been doing just fine
    Gotta gotta be down
    Because I want it all #

Samstag, 8. August 2009

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  • THERE'S A FUCKING BOA ON THE LOOSE IN ZURICH! http://bit.ly/afhso #
  • Cuba runs out of toilet paper. If you got nothing to clean your ass with, you've got the wrong economic system, dear. http://bit.ly/203oMO #
  • For a pessimist, I'm quite optimistic. #
  • «Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
    Where as a child I'd hide
    And pray for the thunder
    And the rain
    To quietly pass me by» #

Donnerstag, 6. August 2009

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  • «Somewhere a queen is weeping, somewhere a king has no wife» #
  • Oh man, Apple censored an English dictionary. Retards. http://bit.ly/GKOWM #

Mittwoch, 5. August 2009

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  • I'll tell you who… I'LL TELL YOU WHO! It's the one, the only, the incredible… FREDMEISTER! #
  • Guess who's coming to town? GUESS WHO'S COMING TO TOWN? GUESS WHO THE FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN?!? #
  • so bill clinton is bringing two women home with him. what a surprise (via @StephenAtHome) in reply to StephenAtHome #

Dienstag, 4. August 2009

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  • Never forget: the head of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change is a railroad engineer. #climatebullshit #
  • From now on, I will consider every mail without a subject to be a mail without any content whatsoever. #
  • Can somebody please take me home? Take me home, where I can be all alone? #
  • Who said life was easy? Who said life was fair? #

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