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Freitag, 31. Juli 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-07-31

  • Microsoft is a tragedy: if only they had focused on making a good os (XP) and decent PC hardware, they’d be kicking everones asses by now. #
  • Q: who is dumb enough to have an iPod nano and an iPhone at once? A: some guy from the Swiss military sitting in the same train as myself. #
  • I wish Massa all the best. But if he returns before Monza, I’ll call Coulthard and we’ll beat three colors of shit outta that little fucker. #
  • I apologize for referring to Michael Schumacher as a King yesterday, I did not mean to insult Him. He is, of course, a deity. #
  • Sun: “The Schu goes on.” #f1 #

Donnerstag, 30. Juli 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-07-30

  • @wladek60 not true: http://bit.ly/rMilC in reply to wladek60 #
  • THE KING IS BACK! Right now, I’m looking at tickets for Valencia. #
  • RT @keleko: If Schumi comes back and is faster than Kimi, I will face Modena and proclaim we’re not worthy. #
  • MICHAEL SCHUMACHER TO FILL IN FOR MASSA!!! http://bit.ly/3cCTXE #
  • It’s working now. No idea why. Canceling my flight to Redmond anyway. #
  • But hey, it can give me the square of the sum of those 30 numbers added together. This is going to end in a very, very ugly fashion. #
  • EXCEL CAN ONLY ADD 30 NUMBERS?!? ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKED OUT OF YOUR MINDS? #
  • Would like to clarify: I’m NOT thinking about proposing to anyone. #
  • would be thinking about proposing to Amy MacDonald if it weren’t for someone in the capital. #

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-07-30

  • @wladek60 not true: http://bit.ly/rMilC in reply to wladek60 #
  • THE KING IS BACK! Right now, I’m looking at tickets for Valencia. #
  • RT @keleko: If Schumi comes back and is faster than Kimi, I will face Modena and proclaim we’re not worthy. #
  • MICHAEL SCHUMACHER TO FILL IN FOR MASSA!!! http://bit.ly/3cCTXE #
  • It’s working now. No idea why. Canceling my flight to Redmond anyway. #
  • But hey, it can give me the square of the sum of those 30 numbers added together. This is going to end in a very, very ugly fashion. #
  • EXCEL CAN ONLY ADD 30 NUMBERS?!? ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKED OUT OF YOUR MINDS? #
  • Would like to clarify: I’m NOT thinking about proposing to anyone. #
  • would be thinking about proposing to Amy MacDonald if it weren’t for someone in the capital. #

Mittwoch, 29. Juli 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-07-29

  • Hey baby, just give me one more look! #
  • Please God let Schumi fill in for Massa!!! #

Dienstag, 28. Juli 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-07-28

  • I think there is a case to be made for nametag-wearing crows. http://bit.ly/Gf2yL #
  • You can’t start a fire //
    You can’t start a fire without a spark //
    This gun’s for hire //
    even if we’re just dancing in the dark #fb #
  • Argh ;( #
  • The CEO of the next company advertising with the slogan “yes, we can” will get a hard kick in the crotch. #fb #
  • The CEO of the next company advertising with the slogan “yes, we can” will lose his balls. #fb #

Montag, 27. Juli 2009

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Donnerstag, 23. Juli 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-07-23

  • Mail from our IT-security department: “Do not create or forward any chain letters or notes containing viruses, hoaxes, virus warnings etc.” #

Mittwoch, 22. Juli 2009

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Dienstag, 21. Juli 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-07-21

  • “Here men from the planet Earth first set foot upon the Moon July 1969, A.D. We came in peace for all mankind.” http://bit.ly/ejE #

Montag, 20. Juli 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-07-20

  • My man Nicky: We’re up and running now. Shitty race, but this bodes well for next weekend! And Stoner seems to be healthy again. Ducati FTW. #

Sonntag, 19. Juli 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-07-19

  • Performing next to the shitfest I’m attending: Prince. FML. Twice. #
  • Was forced to a electro night @ the jazz festival. This is insulting to me, the festival, music and mankind in general. #

Samstag, 18. Juli 2009

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Freitag, 17. Juli 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-07-17

  • So, the question is now: should I go with Prada or Ray-Ban sunglasses? And if anyone gives a shit. http://bit.ly/d4FL9 #

Donnerstag, 16. Juli 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-07-16

  • Hey ZVV, why have trains with air-conditioning if you don’t turn it off? What’s next? Toilets that don’t flush. #
  • Awwwright, Notes crashed. What does this mean? It means early lunch break, that’s what it means. #

Mittwoch, 15. Juli 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-07-15

  • @wladek60 Google has yet to explain why they are not using Android for Netbooks and why they announced this more than a year in advance in reply to wladek60 #
  • @wladek60 remember the buzz about Android? And what do we have now? Two phones? By HTC? in reply to wladek60 #
  • I think manager is Latin for glorious incompetent human being. #

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