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Montag, 29. Juni 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-06-29

  • Cell phones should be forbidden in trains. Fucking strictly. #
  • Why Adobe is a bunch of sorry half-wits http://bit.ly/dVxaH #

Sonntag, 28. Juni 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-06-28

  • So I just got insulted by a German hobo because he didn’t like the fact that it is past 8h30pm. WTF? #
  • Olten has a ‘coiffure freestyle’. Fuck, if you want to commit sucide just by looking at shit, that’s the place to be. #theendofallthingsgood #
  • Happy camper http://yfrog.com/11kpxj #
  • @gluexfee it’s man love and Nicky is my man :) in reply to gluexfee #
  • Hayden only .4sec off Stoner’s pace! We’re getting somewhere… #motogp #
  • C’mon Nicky, come the fuck on! #motogp #
  • Go Nicky, go!!! The Kentucky Kid is getting used to the Ducati! P8 for now :) Yayayayayaya! #
  • @transatlantic that neo-con article is bullshit, yet it remains true that soccer is for losers. Especially every time Germany wins. in reply to transatlantic #

Samstag, 27. Juni 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-06-27

  • Kerry is out of his fucking mind. Basically wishing Palin death. http://bit.ly/Ockf #
  • We’re asked to have rich discussions. No, I’m not in second grade, I work for a multi-national corporation. #fb #

Freitag, 26. Juni 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-06-26

Mittwoch, 24. Juni 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-06-24

  • Will be Born In The USA on June 30th!!! Courtesy of the most lovely @gluexfee #
  • @elsdoerfer thank you. So he is an attention-seeking douchebag. Fair enough. in reply to elsdoerfer #
  • OK, it’s official. I look like a drug-dealer. I just got asked by a random sober dude if I could sell him weed. #
  • If a blackbox can withstand an airplane crash, why don’t you start building airplanes out of blackbox-material? #
  • Why analysts are douchebags: Dvorak on the iPhone in 2007… http://bit.ly/4CLeu7 #
  • If you can’t tie a tie, don’t wear one. #
  • Today, six hours of meetings. What the fuck could go wrong? #

Dienstag, 23. Juni 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-06-23

  • The SBB rail system around Zurich is fucked up. Well, thank you. I did not want to go home anyway. #
  • And at this rate, I should be drinking Absinth by the end of the week. #
  • Please note the use of Vodka instead of Whiskey. Whiskey is a leisure drink. Vodka is for problems. #
  • No Vodka at the work place cafeteria? What is this? The Vatican? Kabul? #
  • I am actually looking forward to the day I snap. Today is looking particularly good for that bold venture. #
  • They should be handing out free Vodka on monday mornings. #

Montag, 22. Juni 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-06-22

  • Since the legendary one is gone, I can’t stand hearing the German national anthym anymore. #f1 #

Samstag, 20. Juni 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-06-20

  • Apparently the weather gods are not happy with @keleko being happy. Hopeless fucktards. I’ll get you. #
  • That’s it. Political science is a closed chapter now and we’ll drink to that. Heavily. #
  • Forecast for the weekend: passive-aggressive drinking. #fb #
  • I feel sorry for the whores that Mad Max Mosley has hired for this week-end. http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/76292 #

Freitag, 19. Juni 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-06-19

  • Sky clear the whole day. And now look what fucking happened once I got off work. http://yfrog.com/5darwj #
  • Anyone on Zurich’s regional trains suffering from the inhumane heat should be awarded a medal of honor! #

Donnerstag, 18. Juni 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-06-18

  • Anyone over 17 using MMS should be hung without asking any questions first. #
  • So Apple just released the best thing since bread came sliced. #os3 #
  • @iPhoneBlog Du weisst aber schon in welcher Zeitzone liegt, oder? in reply to iPhoneBlog #

Dienstag, 16. Juni 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-06-16

  • Dear Apple, can I get my tabs back on top of the window in Safari 4? #

Montag, 15. Juni 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-06-15

Samstag, 13. Juni 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-06-13

  • That’s as absurd as it is going to get today: GE and Intel to Form Healthcare Alliance http://ping.fm/zeVzA (via @wladek60) in reply to wladek60 #
  • Cease-fire until tuesday 8am #
  • Friday after-noon, 3pm. First drones are leaving the battle-field. #
  • Shut up, shut up, shut up, go to a conference room and SHUT THE FUCK UP! #

Donnerstag, 11. Juni 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-06-11

  • FYI: Iraqi journalists stood up to apologize for the guy that threw the shoe at Bush. Take that, you Obamabots. http://bit.ly/1kaPg #
  • Using viagra to win the war in Afghanistan. Fucking priceless! http://bit.ly/eg5HC #
  • Lesson for all anti-semitic retards, mostly from one religion: Learn to spell, then hate the jews. http://bit.ly/xOtll #
  • Did you know about that? How do you feel about that, you conspiracy-Iraq-is-worse-off-now-fuckwits now? http://bit.ly/E2pml #
  • I want to work in Peru. I really do. http://bit.ly/c10eJ #
  • @gluexfee Come back here. RIGHT NOW! in reply to gluexfee #
  • With my most sincere apologies to Dr. King: I’m free. I’m free at last. Thanks God almighty I’m free! #

Mittwoch, 10. Juni 2009

Was getweetet wurde, 2009-06-10

  • Girl next to me in the library thinks it’s okay to take off her shoes. Newsflash: only if you wash your feet at least once a week. #
  • Dear Donald Duck, I wish you a happy 75th birthday! #

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